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Richard Grainger is "Odd Jobs," as his business card reads, and no job is too odd for the luxuriously bearded muscleman from Oella, Maryland. From hauling a ton of lumber from the driveway into the workshop, to stacking freshly stained boards 8 feet high to dry, or fishing a lost paper out from behind file cabinets, or taking on challenge games as Kadon's game master (pictured above) at the Maryland Renaissance Festival, or counting every single component of Kadon stock during the dreaded annual inventory, Richard met the challenges with verve. And that's after walking over 6 miles from his apartment to headquarters.
He retired in 2013 after 30 years with Kadon. We understand he is catching up with the hundreds of books he's been wanting to read and science fiction movies he's transcribing from his old videotape collection to DVD's.
He has appeared in a play (Carnival), sung in a choir, served as an artist's model, hauled bolts of cloth for a textile mill, collected garbage, janitored a church, won a bowling trophy, made printed circuit boards, walked across Maryland, been a Mensa member, done a stint in the Army, won First Place in the U.S. National Amazing Science Fiction and Horror Trivia Championship (right) at DexCon 7 on July 18, 2004, and been an extra in the motion picture Forrest Gump. His talent for spoonerized puns and for telling jokes leaves one grasping for clues or gasping for breath from laughter.
Spiderman is his favorite superhero, as captured in this caricature.
Richard is singularly equipped to impersonate another favorite fantasy character, Gandalf from Lord of the Rings. Here's a look at Richard in full regalia at the 2002 Maryland Renaissance Festival, a grand role-playing game in its own right.
Photograph by Art Blumberg
Richard has contributed a couple of game ideas and a puzzle set to Kadon's repertoire, and is the unquestioned grand master of Squint Solitaire, having amassed thousands of solutions. D&D, Magic the Gathering, Uno, Mille Bornes, and Fluxx are among his other favorite games.
Richard is an excellent teacher, explaining everything from generator repair to game rules with clarity and conciseness. And it is Richard's skillful hands that polished thousands of Quintillions blocks to their fine lustre and luxurious feel. Here he is, manning the Clean Carver that collects the loose steelwool dust with its vacuum system and industrial filter. He took this picture himself.
Photography is one of his hobbies. He was the official chronicler of the major construction project in 1990 when Kadon had an addition built onto the back of the house. And he took hundreds of photos of a cross-country trip and up into Canada in 1985 when we were invited to show our games at a recreational math celebration. He's especially proud of a shot of a lightning bolt zigzagging across a night sky.
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