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What have you got 
 yourself into? 
 You just had to try that 
 link, didn't you?  
Well, now you're in for it. 
 No telling what lurks in 
 this bottomless pit, 
 nor where the 
 exit is. Do not touch that 
 back button! The 
 only way out is 
 D-O-W-N... 
 heh heh heh.
   
 
Keep  scrolling,  or  something  horrible  may  happen... 
  
Keep  moving,  you  missed  the  elevator  button...
   
No  stopping  now,  it's  gaining  on  you ...
   
Oh no!  It's  getting  closer...
   
...and closer... 
   
...and closer!
   
Run for it,  but watch  your step!
   
Don't  fall  into  the  black  hole!
   
 
  
  
 
   
Whew!  You made it just in time.  It could have been messy. 
 Be assured that all the other secret doorways 
 throughout this website are perfectly safe and sensible!
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